yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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