No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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