I'm jealous of your bromance
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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