so explain again why im purple
no
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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