Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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