Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
