This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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