Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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