y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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