he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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