i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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