Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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