I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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