I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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