I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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