Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Boobs speak an international language.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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