So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
