speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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