i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Randomize
