Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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