you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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