break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
