Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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