I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
worst night to have a conscience
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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