Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Someone signed my nipple.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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