I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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