I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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