You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The best revenge is premature balding
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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