New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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