i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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