half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Shame - the story of my life.
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