My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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