Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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