and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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