Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I didn't notice because vodka
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
All I want is dick and wine.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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