he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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