the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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