Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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