Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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