I hate your face
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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