You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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