Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Randomize
