How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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