take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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