hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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