You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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