Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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