i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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