doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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