He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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