Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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