Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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