i already hear my dad disowning me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I will pee on everything he values.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We have started to decorate penises.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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