If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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