We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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