i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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