All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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