VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i've created a new STD.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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